A poem beautifully written by a friend.
Thanks for letting me post it up here,
And thanks x829364 for writing it.
This amazed me, as all your works do :)
Also thanks for reading all my works whenever I needed a critique.



Tessa; my symbol of pulchritude

Two days seem long,
till I see your smile.
To hold you close,
to have you for awhile.

Every thought of you,
now intensifies.
To heartthrobbing madness,
that fully satisfies.

Exchanging secrets,
whispers in our ears.
Hold on tight, honey.
I'll blow away your fears.

Killing me softly,
with your nibbling and such.
Baby you're all I ask for,
is that too much?

Don't be surprise now,
little gorgeous you are.
You're still in my mind,
so near, yet so far.
xoxo 3:19 AM

Ah Poh finally got her snakebites and as you can guess, she's happily dancing around in triangles.
Anw, was talking to her on msn and we came to the topic of:





Girl on girl.


Yes ok probably the whole world knows that Poh is my kissing partner.
But I am not lesbo :(

Anw, after that kiss, Poh was like,
"I want to French kiss you"

LOL, so since she got her snakebites and I got my tongue piercing,
We're gonna try it out.
I GUESS.

Anw,

T: Go get tongue piercing leh, I wanna know how kissing someone w a tongue piercing is like.
P: I DON'T WANT, I scared pain.
T: Tongue is less pain than lip!
P: I know a lot of ppl w tongue piercing, like Nicolette.
T: BUT IDK HER! What you want me to do? Go up to her, and ask, Hi, even though I don't know you, can I pls pls French w you?
P: LOLLLL

Ok I'm having fever now and I think it's getting to me.
I swear I'm not insane,
It's just the damn fever!

And Poh says she wants to video the kiss so yes,
When we're done I'll post the vid.

Ok I should really stop getting sick and let illness fuck w my mind and make me make irrational decisions as such.
xoxo 8:16 PM

"Your smile melts me."

Best compliment I've recieved (as long as I can remember)
Thanks so much for making my day!
xoxo 12:35 AM

Yesterday, Kimmie came over to my house.
She took a cab, and I swear, the driver can suck my balls.

Kimmie said st. 11, he go drive until st. 21!
Then he go "Ah, not st. 21 ah?"

So he drove back to st. 11, and came to the wrong block.
Kimmie got so pek cek she just told him to let her alight,
And the fare was $5.20!
Mad or not, from TPY to Bishan,
Somemore not peak period.
Usually she cab here only $3+

AND SHE PAID HIM FULL FARE,
OMG I SWEAR I WANT TO BOX HIM.

Anw, she came and ate whilst I showered,
Then she patiently helped me choose clothes to wear for the photoshoot later.
Lol I swear I love her.

Then we were kind of running late so we took a cab down to Orchard which was also motherfucking expensive.
Like $15+ -___________-
But guess it was ok,
Because like peak periods + jams.







Yes we're so red because of the traffic light and not because we put on blusher like we nv use blusher before.

Anw, really big (L) (L) (L) to Kimmie for patiently waiting for me to end, and having dinner w me later.









Thanks to photogs Celeste and Jeremy.



P/s: Read the post below :D
xoxo 2:41 AM

Was talking to Kimmie on MSN.

Fail #1.

T: BTW, I tried curling my hair today, HAHAHAHAHHAHAH.
K: LOLOL HOW WAS IT. goldilocks
T: YA, LOL, LOOKS OK LA, BUT MAKE ME LOOK OLD
K: but even if you trap in the castle no one will save you...
T: Goldilocks wasn't trapped in a castle, LOL
K: RLY, RLY? THEN, IS IT THE PORRIDGE??? THE PORRIDGE SHE EAT
T: THE THREE BEARS HOUSE LA
K: :'(:'(:'( :'(:'(:'( IS IT THE WOLF BLOW THE STRAW HSE? no la that's red riding hood
T: NO, THREE LITTLE PIGS.
K: OMFG
T: OMGGGGG
K: OMFG, OMFG, ARE YOU SRS
T: YES, LOLLLLLL
K: NO ER IM NOT KIDDING, IM NOT PRETENDING, LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, OMG
T: LIL RED RIDING HOOD IS THE WOLF WANNA EAT HER

Fail #2.

K: ER RED RIDING HOOD GOT WOLF, LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, then what's the
T: THREE LIL PIGS IS THE WOLF BLOW DOWN THEIR HOUSES, OMGGGGGGG
K: lang lai le!!! lang lai le!!!
T: THREE LIL PIGS LA
K: I FORGOT LA
T: FIRST IS STRAW HOUSE, NEXT IS STICKS
K: OKOK
T: LAST IS BRICK
K: OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fail #3.

K: snow white got 7 dwarves
T: YA
K: HA!!!! BEAT THAT!!!
T: DWARFS, LOLLLLL

Fail #4.

K: i dont want to talk to you alr
T: I NEED TO RETEACH YOU YOUR FAIRYTALES, LOL. TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS IN SNOW WHITE
K: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. READ ME BEDTIME STORIES, -cuddles-
T: LOLLLLLL, OK, RDY?
K: :$:$
T: RDYYYYY?
K: :$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$::$$
T: RDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
K: I WANT HAPPY ENDING
T: OK
K: ok, -covers ears-
T: .....

Fail #5.

T: READY OR NOT, I GOING TO START LEH
K: NO I SLEEP ALR
T: KNNCCB
K: MAMA PLS TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, AND MAKE YOUR WAY OUT
T: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
K: OF MY RM. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Fail #6.

T: I GOING TO START TELLING ALR! READY OR NOT
K: NO
T: I DON'T CARE, -STARTS-
K: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT KIND OF
T: ONCE UPON A TIME
K: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
T: THERE WERE TWO PRINCESSES
K: kimmie
T: ONE WAS KIMMIE,
K: :$:$:$:$
T: AND THE OTHER WAS TESSA.
K: ........
T: THAT DAY
K: ...............................................................................................
T: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K: .....................................................................
T: I TELLING STORY OK
K: ......................................................
T: BITCHHHHHH
K: ....................................................
T: I DON'T WANT TELL ALR
K: ....... LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
T: SPOIL MY MOOD!!!!!

ANYWAY,
Point learnt from all this is Kimmie sucks,
Can't even remember her fairytales.
And, she cannot make up her mind,
Or, keep her mouth shut.

Thus I have to resort to completing my story here,
In peace!



Bedtime story for Kimmie

Once upon a time, there were two princessess, Kimmie and Tessa. Even though they were sisters, they were just step-sisters, because Kimmie's mother married Tessa's father after Kimmie's father, the King, died a horrible death (fell off his horse then landed on the expressway). Because Kimmie was the 'true' princess, she always bullied Tessa, making her do chores everyday for 23 hours, like clipping Kimmie's toenails and brushing her long, untidy hair. And Kimmie could get away w it, because the Queen and King were too busy fucking in their bedroom to care what their daughters were doing. (King wanted Queen to have another baby, but because he is lacking down there, they had to try extra hard.)

The truth is, when the Queen chose to marry Tessa's father, Kimmie disapproved of that fact, because Tessa was very pretty. Tessa's hair was longer and silkier than hers, her skin fairer than anyone in town, and her features the most proportionate. But Kimmie could not convince her mother not to marry, because her mother v desperately wanted to marry Tessa's father (he said that he is 28cm and can hold for 3 hours - which later proved to be a pathetic 10cm and a maximum erection time of 30 seconds.) So Kimmie had to be the bride's maid and go through w the wedding.

One day as Tessa was scrubbing the tiles of Kimmie's bathroom, Kimmie stormed in her bedroom, not knowing that Tessa was just next door. A loud thud was heared as Kimmie jumped into her bed, and another loud thud was heared as the Queen came into the bedroom and slammed the door.

"Ah girl, why so angry."
"You know one lor, next week the v handsome prince got ball, then I got nothing revealing to wear!"
"Aiyo, simple lah, I just order for you lor!"

Upon hearing that there was going to be a ball, Tessa got very excited and knocked over the pail of water.

"Wah, what's that sound, ah girl?"
"Er nothing lah."

But the Queen wasn't convinced, so she went into the toilet to see Tessa drenched in dirty water.

"Aiyo! Ah girl number 2, why you shower w clothes?"
"Sorry, I think I forget take off lah"
"Tsk, next time remember lah!"
"Okok I will."
"Btw hor, your invitation on the table outside"
"Ok, I later go take, thank you."

The Queen then left the room. Once she was out, Tessa ran out of the bathroom, only to see Kimmie running out too. They both raced to the table, but Kimmie reached first, and she took the invitation.

"EH! That is mine!! You got yours already lor, don't greedy can."
"I know I got mine, I just don't want you to go, BITCH!!!"

And with that, Kimmie shredded Tessa's invitation and threw it all over the floor. She also asked her to clean it up. Tessa was very sad, because she was looking forward to the ball. But the invitation was ruined, so there was no way she could go now. She cied as she cleaned up the mess, wishing there was a way to go to the ball.

Suddenly, there was a cloud of fairy dust, and the fairy godmother appeared.

"Ah girl number 2, why you crying?"
"Fairy godmother, Kimmie tear up my invitation, now I cannot go to the ball!"
"Nevermind lah, I help you!"

And with that said, the fairy godmother waved her wand a produced the most revealing dress ever.

"Take this and keep first, next week before the ball I help you again."

Tessa was very happy and kept the dress in her secret hiding spot - her closet. After that, she hurridly went back to doing her chores.

Just like that, a week passed and the fairy godmother came back to visit Tessa.

"Ah girl number 2, the ball going start alr, hurry change."

Tessa quickly ran to her closet and changed.

"Ok, now makeup and hair!"

With that, the fairy godmother waved her wand and gave Tessa a makeover. Tessa quickly thanked the fairy godmother and ran out.

"Wah fuck, I forget, Kimmie went already and she took the BMW carraige lor. Now how to go?"
"Aiya, BMW so what? I give you Porche ah!"

So the fairy godmother waved her wand and turned a nearby pumpkin into a Porche carraige. Tessa thanked her once again and sped off towards the ball.

When she reached, she quickly parked in the garden and went to the ball. Because she didn't have an invitation, she crawled through the toilet window. Despite smelling almost like shit, she looked stunning. So she went out, into the ballroom. Almost immediately, she spotted the Prince, Jason. She started walking towards Jason, who was dancing like a girl. Jason spotted Tessa, and stopped dancing immediately.

"Wah, you are the most sexist girl I have seen tonight! Can almost see everything!"

Kimmie heared Jason's exclaim and sprinted towards them.

"Walao Jason, that's what you said to me! And you, bitch, why you here?"

Tessa panicked, but Jason didn't hear what Kimmie said because he was too busy staring at Tessa's boobs.

"Er, I just wanted to come and dance w Jason."

Jason heard that though (because whenever people mention him, it was sure to be important - according to him anyway), and grabbed Tessa to dance, whilst trying to fondle her but failing. Tessa was still v happy though, because she finally got to dance w the most handsome man in the country.

Just then, the clock striked twelve, and Tessa remembered that she needed to go back home now, because she was cooking pot roast for supper, and it was going to spoil. So she quickly ran out, and in the process dropped her toenail. But she didn't notice. She went to her carraige and sped back home.

The prince was very sad because he thought Tessa was the prettiest princess he had ever seen, and he wanted to marry her. So he ran out, hoping to catch up w her, but he was too slow. He wanted to break down and cry, but just then, he saw the toenail and he picked it up. "It must have belonged to that sexy girl" he thought, so he ordered his guards to conduct a search the next day, to find the owner of the toenail.

The next day, the guards went around, house to house, to find the owner of the toenail. Finally, they arrived at the Queen's palace. When they knocked on the door, Kimmie sprinted out, shouting at them that it is her toenail. The guards tried to fit the toenail on her toes, but all of her toes got toenail, so the guards knew that Kimmie was not "the one". When asked whether there were any other girls in the palace, Kimmie quickly exclaimed no, and shoved them towards the door. But one of the guards was v pro and saw Tessa scrubbing the kitchen floor. So he called the guards and the Prince back in to try the toenail on Tessa.

When they did, it was a perfect fit, and the Prince also remembered Tessa from yesterday, and asked her to marry him. Tessa immediately said yes, and kissed the Prince, whilst the guards stopped Kimmie from throwing her stilettos at them.

The wedding was arranged and held, and Kimmie, not being able to deal w the anger and frustration, was sent to a metal asylum. But they all lived happily ever after. Well, except the Queen and the King because they still couldn't conceive a goddamn baby.

The End!




See, happy ending right!
LOLLL,
Ok I officially proclaim it to be the best bedtime story ever.
xoxo 12:53 AM

Calise

One Shot

Rated K
For violence

Author's note: Ok I've decided to try writing a one shot (it's like a short story/scene etc.) for the first time in my life. And my MicroSoft word is expired so I typed this on Notepad -.- So sorry for any grammer/spelling mistakes.

"Duck! Duck, Calise, DUCK!"

Calise quickly dove for cover, just in time for the glass panel behind her to shatter into a million pieces and rain upon her like sparkling diamonds. She swore under her breath but hurridly composed herself just in time to spring a surprise attack on the 'enemy'. With an amazing skilled swing, her parang struck flesh, and blood splattered in bursts of contrasting streams and tiny drops. She grinned as he slowly crumbled to the floor, moaning as he grabbed his injured leg, desperately trying to stop the blood that was flowing profusely out of the gashing wound.

"Calise quick, he's getting away."

The main reason why they were there, Calise and her crew - Jaz, Deanne, Amy, Sherene and Brie, was because they had to take him out. Him, not his back-ups, not his friends. Just him. They had to get him, and get him now, so Calise hastily composed herself and sprinted to her friends' side.

"To your right Calise, there!"

Deanne sweared her head to her right, where a shadow could be seen in her peripheral vision. A slight ghast of wind toyed with Deanne's hair as Calise raced towards that dark figure. The rest wasted no time in following her trail, moving rhythemically toward their target.

"You son of a bitch, stop and face me like a real man."

Calise indeed lived up to her title of the fastest in the team, she had caught up with him in no time at all.

"Ah, my dear Calise, here you are again."

Soft moonlight flickered through the intricate web that the pine trees weaved with their branches, slowly, angle by jutted angle, unravelling the mysterious figure. It was Brett. They had finally found him. The whole point of them particularly coming here was to get Brett.

"Shut up, Brett."
"Why, babe, what's wrong?"
"Don't you call me that you-"
"Aw, look who's angry."

Calise's blood boiled even at the thought of him. Three weeks ago, Brett committed the ultimate betrayal - he turned his back on the crew. He had almost gotten Calise killed because of his adamant and selfish ways. Sweat trickled down in tiny beads, down the limp strands of Calise's hair, down her porcelain skin, down her ragged clothes. She would never forget that day - not now, not ever. The loud, resounding shots of revolvers and machine guns still ring in her ears, filling up the silence, pushing all other noises out of her earshot. The look on the peoples' faces around her, their pupils dilated, drained of hope. Their faces wrinkled and hollow, tired from the never ending fights. But the most vivid and clearest part of that memory would have to be that look on Brett's face, as his long fingers wrapped themselves on the shiny, silver trigger, and as he slowly raised the weapon and took aim at the unsuspecting Steffie. If the saying "looks can kill" was true, then the look Brett was shooting at Steffie would have probably drained the life out of her in less than a second. His plump lips curled up into a twisted smile, and his mud brown hair was flying all over the place. Just like a madman, Calise always thought.

"You'd be angry if you were me too, Brett."
"For what?"
"Don't ask me that, you jolly well know why, you asshole."

The thing Calise regretted the most was being too late. Just as she turned around to witness what Brett was doing, she flew to him, shouting panick ridden warnings to Steffie. But she was too late, Brett pulled the trigger, and everything stopped. The sound of the bullet whizzing through the air, and piercing human flesh, filled the whole area, the only disruption being Steffie's body coming heavily down, and bones making contact with the cold, hard cement floor when they should not have. Steffie was Calise's best friend, and at that moment in time, Calise's whole world had seemed to cease to exist. In almost perfect mimicking, Calise, too, lost feeling in her legs and allowed gravity do the rest. But not before she swore to Brett's escaping silhouette that she would get him for his damnable deed, for what he so cold-heartedly did to her best friend.

"Aw, still holding a grudge, baby?"

His menacing words pulled Calise back to the present, and she focused, determined to fufill her promise to Steffie. Her eyes widened and lightened, as if they were set on fire. Muscles tensed beneath the fabrics of her clothes, and she found her lips curling up almost the same way Brett's did, into that sick, masochistic smile. She paced forward, towards Brett, one heavy, anger-filled footstep at a time. Just as she was one hair length's away from his ugly, dirt-patched face, she stopped.

"Yes, Brett. I do still hold a grudge. And now I'm going to get back at you for what you did to Steffie!"

In one swift motion, Calise tugged free her gun safely tucked away underneath her ruined jacket, placed the stainless steel barrel to Brett's head, and fired.

The End

xoxo 12:43 AM



Somewhere over the rainbow
Bluebirds fly
Then why oh why
Can't I


Kimmie's coming over to my house tomorrow to bake.
:D

On a random note,
I want to make ice cream,
But I have no idea how to get Kosher Salt -_______-
Whatever that is anyway.

And my lappy's still not letting me go to google.com.sg
Wth whyyyyyy.

Ok my life is boring I've got nothing to say.



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Post post thoughts:

I don't know why but I feel so urgh.
Yes I can't find a chim word to describe the feeling.

When my plans get cancelled,
I always think:
"Who should I go out with now?"

And most of the time I realise I have no one.
Am I that pathetic?

I only spend my time with 2 people,
And other than that I spend my time alone at home rotting away.

When I look at how others socialise,
I wonder how many of them are truly their friends,
And how many are there just for the ride.

But I guess some people do really have very good friends,
Who'd hopefully accompany them throughout their life.

Ok right I have no idea why I'm still writing now though no one rarely comes here anymore.
LOL.
xoxo 9:30 PM

Changed my blogskin but it's screwed.
Just realised my estimation sucks because I had to move the boxes around like 10 million times before I got them to where I wanted.
Epic fail.

Anyway too lazy to edit now will continue when I feel like it.
It's still ok righhhhht.

On the other hand,
I can finally access Blogger again but now I can't go to Google.
My lappy hates me I swear.
xoxo 12:14 AM